A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
> eases
> it over onto the shoulder of the road.
>
> She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk and takes
> out
> two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the
> vehicle
> facing oncoming traffic.
>
> The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
> bodies to approaching drivers.
>
> Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
>
> It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
> disabled
> vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
>
> "My car broke down, Officer" says the blonde, calmly.
>
> "Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
> road?!" asks the Officer.
>
> "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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