I came aross these words of guidance, and wanted to share them with you in anticipation of the convention.

"It ain't broke; it just lacks Duct Tape."
"To err is human. To repair with Duct Tape, divine."
"Anything worth doing is worth doing with Duct Tape."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good Duct Tape is barely enough."
"The true Leader always has Duct Tape."
"The mind once expanded with the knowledge of Duct Tape never returns to its original size."
"Most people Duct Tape where the problem is. I Duct Tape where the problem will be."
"Some people see broken things as 'trash;' I see broken things and say 'get the Duct Tape.'"
"A person is rich in proportion to the number of things he or she has Duct Taped."
"If a woman's mind were made of Duct Tape, I would at least have a slight chance of understanding her."
"Once trust is broken, not even Duct Tape can fix it."
"Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

Let the Games Begin...