"Do you use the same leg that has the court mandated ankle bracelet on it, or do you use the other leg?"

Naturally, the one with the ankle bracelet...it has a GPS device, you know. That way, if the perps cut off my leg while I'm sleeping, the leg can be tracked.

Yes...soon, very soon.

And I find it quite sad that you've taken to referring to yourself as "Tubby Rustbucket." You really need to do something about this self-esteem problem you seem to be having lately. I know of a good shrink in Henderson...want the phone number?

MP