Loretta (a brunette) and Donna (a blonde) were having a discussion on men and commitment...

Loretta: I can't understand why men are so afraid of commitment!

Donna: Tell me about it! I lived with one guy for a year and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum.

Loretta: What did you say to him?

Donna: "I just told him, Look, either you tell me your last name, or get out of my house!"
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