Subject: rubber gloves
>
> Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember
> this...
> >
> > A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
> was >nervous.
> >So he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
> >
> > "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
> >
> > "No, I don't," she replied.
> >
> > "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a
big tank
> of
> >latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
> >hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
> boxes of
> >the right size."
> >
> > She didn't crack a smile.
> >
> > "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
> >
> > But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
> procedure, >she
> >burst out laughing.
> >
> > "What's so funny?" he asked.
> >
> > She answered, "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
> >
> > Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
> working..
> >
> >
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