Baraboo Bear who Bumbled into a Baraboo Bar and asked the Bartender for a Baraboo Beer and the Bartender Bantered there was no Baraboo Beer, especially for a Baraboo Bear Bumbling into a Baraboo Bar Begging for a Baraboo Beer when even a Bumbling Baraboo Bear should know the Best Beer in Baraboo Bars is a Beer in a Barrel from Milwaukee, and isn't for Baraboo Bears, But only for Big, Bad Baraboo Boys in a Baraboo Bar, or so I've Been Basicly Brought up to Believe.