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John and Helen, a married couple, had retired for the night. Once in bed, Helen became aware that John was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He began by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time, Helen was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. John stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping, darling?" Helen whispered.

John whispered back, "I found the remote!"
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