This was posted yesterday by one of our newer members and would get a fair share of votes.

You might wish to consider this, sir.......when one person calls you a horse's patootie, you can figure they're having a bad day. When several people call you a horse's behind, you can figure that you're having a bad day. But when virtually everyone calls you a horse's ass (pardon my French), you'd better comb your face because you have horses**t in your beard.