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() The ones in the SSC constantly swap names with each other. One time the big guy is Shoop, then later it's Cashman. Then there is thig bis cuddly guy on a scooter that has like 6 names(They are all secret). Then, rumor has it they vote in new "Click" members but don't tell them. Later on the new inductee finds his identity has been changed and he is now Joe Pavlik for one week. This means you weren't their first choice but your still OK since you don't have to be Joe forever. In the meantime Joe gets to be someone with a decent reputation, a decent brain, and the ability to spell and use punctuation. Of course it has no meaning to Joe and he notices no difference other than he is waking up with large women. A Week later Bambi is back and it must just have been a bad dream. Joe is curious about having a glazed face and 6 broken ribs and a dislocated pelvis, thinks Bambi must have fixed it.
There are lots more but if you don't have the secret handshake and the SSC decoder ring you are pretty much screwed. Some have suggested tackling an old fossil that hangs out at the Palms to get his ring.
There is another funny one that supposedly lives in England but we have found out he actually lives in Pahrump with rabbits. He constantly complains about the long flights from England but we all know he rides in on the whore house limo and gets off at McCarran and feigns jet lag. Even if he did live in England its just a long drive as all us members of the "Flat Earth Society" know.
So don't be confused, the rest of us don't know much more than you. The one's we suspect to be in the SSC appear to be decent fun loving folks so who cares.
Be brave, we are all in this together, party on!!
Mark
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