Don't listen to Chuck...he's on a rant again.

1. I may have invented "rustbucket" for tubby, but you posted it most recently.

2. When haven't I called you Spraggy in jest?

3. He's pissed because I told him he spelled "horsemen" wrong on his stupid chip

4. Dawn is going to kill me because I mentioned the nice picture of her ON PAGE 43 OF THE NEW CLUB MAG, which she hasn't seen yet. Some people can't take a compliment. (she not only threatened me with serious bodily harm, but said she was going to post a certain rodent photo on the CB). I said you'd probably take care of that anyway and not to bother

Now you're up-to-date. I'm going to go comb my beard now

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