Chelsea Clinton was departing her plane at the airport and came upon a soldier and proceeded to talk to him. She asked him where he had been, to which he replied, "Baghdad."

She praised him for what he had done for the country and asked "Were you scared?"

He replied, "No, but I am scared about what I am facing as I return to the United States."

Chelsea asked, "What are you afraid of as you return to the United States?"

He looked seriously at her and said, "I am afraid of three things: Osama, Obama and Yomama."
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