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Three nuns were attending a hockey game. Sitting directly behind were three men. Because the nuns' habits were partially blocking their view, the men decided to badger them, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. I've heard there are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana. I've heard there are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho. I've heard there are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you just go to hell? There aren't ANY nuns there."
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