A blonde woman walks into a Walgreen's and asks the clerk for some bottom deodorant. The clerk, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.

The blonde, unfazed, assures the clerk behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more.

The clerk thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't stock, or have ever sold, such an item. Smiling at the blonde nitwit, the clerk says, “One moment please, I will get the pharmacist.”

The pharmacist comes out, looks at the blonde and says, “Can I help you miss?”

“I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,” says the blonde.

“I'm sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don't have any.”

“But I always get it here,” says the blonde.

“Do you have the container it comes in?”

“Yes!” said the blonde, “I'll go home and get it.”

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to the her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, “To apply, push up bottom.”

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