Two older men, one a retired law professor and the other a retired history professor... Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a hotel in the Catskills.

One evening, as the two distinguished gents were sitting on the porch of the hotel watching the sun set, the history professor said to the law professor, "Have you read Marx?"

"Yes," replied the law professor, "I think it's the wicker chairs."
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