Ill never forget how you berated me for even thinking about collecting poker chips. Now hearing your everlasting addiction and maniacal mental additude towards them will leave me laughing eternally. I warned you not to get involved but, noooooooooooooooo! Here's another one, Tom, seriously, DON'T marry my sister!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Now you'll get married! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...and PS, You suck! That's all.