"Yes, I'm sure that's Dick."

OK...if you say so. I don't even know which one I am in that stupid pic any more.

"The reason I'm alone in that picture is when this photo op came up, every one wanted to take a picture.
What you don't see are the 40 + people with camera in hand who were taking my picture.
The other thing you don't see, is the bartenders taking pictures as well."

Now that's a good one. You've missed your calling. Could've had a fine career as a BS artist.

"You know an opportunity as good as this one doesn't come along very often."

Quite true. Only thing that comes close will be the opportunity to vote Hillary.

"Where are you buying me dinner this year?"

That's a scary proposition... remember, I've seen you eat. However, in honor of our long-standing friendship, you may have anything you like from the dinner menu at the Gold Spike.

Mike