RECENT BUMPER STICKERS

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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I Was Going To Go To Work Today But The Voices
Said to Stay Home and Clean My Guns
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right - Exercise - Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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If You Can't Feed 'em, Don't Breed 'em!
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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I'm Not Speeding I'm Qualifying.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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Honk If You Think Pluto Is A Planet.
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Honk If My Kid Falls Out.
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If You Can Read This I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue Your A$$.
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What If The Hokey Pokey IS What It's All About?
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I'm Not Crazy - I'm Rehearsing
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Where The Hell Is Easy Street?
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