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A marriage seminar for husbands was being conducted at St. Augustine's Church.

Giovanni, a parishoner who would shortly be celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary, was asked by the priest to share some insight as to how he has managed to remain married to the same woman for all this time.

Giovanni replied to the audience "Well, I've a-tried to treat-a her well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a dat I do, I took her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!

The priest immediately commented, "Giovanni, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Giovanni proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go back to Italy and-a get her."
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