Once upon a time in a land far away, a
beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The
frog hopped onto the princess' lap and said:

Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until
an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from
you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can
marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with
my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean
my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on
lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought
to herself:

I don't f____ing think so!
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