Spelling to get into Heaven
>
>
>
>A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
>Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
>
>She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and
>all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
>her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been
>waiting for you! Good to see you."
>
>
>
>
>
>When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful
>place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
>
>"Which word?" the woman asked.
>
>"Love."
>
>The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
>Heaven.
>
>About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch
>the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm
>surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
>
>"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I
>married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.
>And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I
>lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around
>the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I
>fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
>
>"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
>
>"Which word?" her husband asked.
>
>"Czechoslovakia."
>
>
>
>Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay
>later!
>
>

SKIP