Do you have to go over and wash your ex-wife's car every weekend as part of the settlement?

The only woman I would ever marry after the divorce is someone who makes 250+ times more than I do, so if my current wife does take everything, I would be doing fine in the second divorce.

So a word of warning, If my wife is on this board wanting to sell my chips, I'm sure she will be selling them for pennies on the dollar