A young lady goes to the store after work to pick up a few essentials before heading home for dinner.

She grabs a loaf of bread, carton of milk, bag of potatoes, some toothpaste, a box of tissues and a magazine.

As she is unloading the items from her basket at the checkout she notices the man next in line staring intently at her groceries. He looks up at her and says "You're single aren't you". The young lady is quite embarrassed but also curious. She looks back down at the items on the conveyor belt & then again at the man, "That's correct, but how could you possibly have worked that out?" The man replied...
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. "'cause you're ugly!"