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After getting his GED (high school equivalency diploma), Jethro, a young redneck, went to work for his daddy in the family business of Rust-Collecting.

One day he met a redneck girl named Irma Lou, and they hit it off and started dating. They enjoyed each other's company, and both liked the same things, like cow-tipping and beater-car-smashing. Eventually, they decided to marry.

After the ceremony, Jethro was really looking forward to the wedding night, and to show how big a deal this marriage was, he took his new bride to an actual, money-paying motel. When they arrived, Irma Lou went into the bathroom to change, while Jethro was getting ready himself.

Irma Lou came out of the bathroom dressed in her sexiest burlap, and the boy grabbed her and tossed her on the bed. "Be gentle with me, Jethro" she said,"I'm a virgin."

Jethro immediately flew into a rage, got dressed, grabbed Irma Lou and threw her into the back of his pickup truck. He screeched to a stop in front of her parents' house, threw the hysterical girl out, and burned rubber outta there.

He drove to his Daddy's house and told him the whole story through eyes filled with tears.

His Daddy comforted him and said,"You did the right thing, Son - don't feel bad. A VIRGIN??!! Well, if she wasn't good enough for HER family, she surely isn't good enough for OURS!!!"
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