the Chicagoland slot machine show. Why don't you guys get together so I can kill two birds with one burst of machinegun fire.

Have you no pity for us poor Florida folk, especially for a two day drive (each way) and darn near $3 a gallon gas. Being 60 years old and infirmed, I just hate to drive over 95 mph, unless the guy in front of me has a visible radar detector. Any, with the crappy way people drive these days you're lucky to be able to drive 5 mph over the speed limit.

I'd love to attend both but this year I had to pick up some of my old slots from my son and take them to the show for repair/restoration. Timing was important.