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Geodie, a rather precise gentleman, from way out west, sent this one...
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Little Jackie told his kindergarten teacher he'd found a dead cat.

She asked, "How do you know that it was dead?"

"Because I p!ssed in its ear and it didn't move," Jackie answered innocently.

"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained Jackie, "I leaned over and went Pssst! and it didn't move."
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