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Oil Well Willie, a gentleman from Texas, sent this one...
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A young couple were parked in lover's lane about midnight.

The young man was reading a book and the young lady was knitting.

A policeman drives up, gets out of his police car, walks over to the coulpe's car and raps on the driver's window.

The young man rolls down the window and the policeman asks, "Young man ,what are you doing?"

He answers: "Officer, I am reading a book."

The officer asks: "And what is she doing?"

The young man answers: "She is knitting."

The officer asks: "How old are you?"

The young man answers: "Officer, I am 20 years old."

And "How old is she?" the officer asks.

The young man replies, looking at his watch: "Officer, in 27 minutes, she will be 18."
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