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Credit for this one goes to Beef, a gentleman with a somewhat shocking sense of humor who lives a tad southeast...
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A man asked a blonde artist to paint him in the nude.

"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing."

"I'll increase your fee two times." he said.

"No, no thanks!" she replies.

"I'll give you FIVE times as much as you normally get!" the man states.

"Okay," said the blonde artist, "but you have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to put my brushes."
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