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An older couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact, "Mary... Mary..."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, Mary... I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, and it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, I bathe in the sun, maybe take a swim then I have more sex (sometimes twice). I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After dinner, golf course again, then finish up the day with sex until I eventually fall asleep. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Des Moines, Iowa."
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