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Credit for this one goes to Blue Diamond, a rather witty gentleman who lives at the base of a mountain out west...

There was a beautiful young blonde who had arrived at a soda machine just ahead of a business man who was also there to quench his thirst.

She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.

As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me, Miss, but are you done yet?" She looked at him and very indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning."