A women was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point

in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something

he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock affect

to bring this to his wife's attention.

So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his

wife that he was keying................................

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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:

* * *PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH * * *