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EllieMae, a gracious lady from the deep south, sent this one...
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her coworkers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Q...
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"

She continued: "And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked, "Well, tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"