11 hours later and that's the best you can come up with????? You're getting stale, my friend.

See, Brian and I have it down...the simple things in life...a hot dog and a cold one at the Riv's snack bar or at the Jackalope. We have no need for fancy dinners and all. You got a problem with that?????

AND at least I can say I've never had a photo of myself in a body condom published in the club magazine

btw...you left your crotchless pink panties in my hotel room last time, sweetie...you want me to mail them back to you or shall I return them to Lane Bryant for store credit?
MP