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Lottie, a rather adventuresome (and somewhat naughty) lady from out west, sent this one...
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A very young soldier ran up to a nun, who happened to be walking down the street.

Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirts, Sister? I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the nun's skirts and said, "I really can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you do have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of testicles... I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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