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.Credit for this one goes to Abie, a rather shy, retiring gentleman who lives southeast...
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

Before very long, a police car arrives.

The officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling, “What is going on here?"

The blonde replies calmly, "My car broke down, Officer.”

“Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?” asks the officer

“Oh, those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.