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Credit for this one goes to Lottie, a rather adventuresome lady from out west...
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The teacher, Miss Carson, asked her class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Little Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

Miss Carson nodded and said, "That was good, Molly, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."

Little Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

Miss Carson smiled and replied, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated."

Little Johnny raised his hand. Miss Carson hesitated because she had been caught by Little Johnny before and really had no idea what he might say. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

Miss Carson sat down and cried.
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