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Fresh from the shower, she stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies.

She stops. "Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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