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Credit for this one goes to Abie, a rather shy, retiring gentleman who lives southeast...

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank during a busy lunchtime. They got behind a rather large woman wearing a business suit carrying the usual briefcase, cellphone and pager.

As they waited patiently in line, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear for him to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

Hearing him, the large woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave the little boy a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!"