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Another one from the files of Lottie a rather adventuresome lady from out west...

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared-away US Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

President Bush replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
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