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A young Native American boy speaks to his mother with a strange look on his face.

"Say, Mom, why is my older brother named Mighty Storm?"

She replied, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

He then asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She responded, "Because she was conceived in a cornfield."

He asked, "And why is my other sister named Moonchild?

She told him, "Because the Moon landing was being televised."

The mother paused, and asked, "Can you tell me, TORN RUBBER, why you are so full of questions, today?"