A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one
>day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while
>grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
>
>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that
>Grandpa went to heaven?"
>
>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can
>sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The
>religious programs make me feel good and the comedies
>make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>
>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
>terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to
>get the picture in focus. Frustrated,she started
>hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
>problem.
>
>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried
>to open the door,and there stood Grandma's minister.
>
>The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
>
>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom
>bangin' her boyfriend."
>