A big problem for Brian in case they come up up with a name without the dignity of Splash Bar. Mr. Splash Bar has some panasche after all, but for instance, what if'n we'd been hanging out at Cleopatra's Barge over at Caesars Palace...Mr. Cleopatra? Not so swashbuckling, see what I mean? More uuh, swishbuckling. I've got a couple extraneous matchbooks here on my desk, one for Shorty Willard's Tavern and another for The Midget Lounge, so for Brian's sake I hope the new name measures up. I know...how's this sound?!!? Mr. Building Fund Bar?
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