I had hoped that this would be an anti IU joke, but it seems appropriate.

A Hoosier died and went to He!!.

The Devil decided to put him to make him as miserable as possible and set him to pounding and chipping rocks.

Later the Devil returned to see how the Hoosier was doing. The Hoosier wearing a smile as he worked. The Devil asked, "Why are you smiling?"

The Hoosier said, "This reminds me of home, working the earth in preparation of planting a garden."

The Devil decided to make it rain and flood the area where the Hoosier was working, and he left. When he returned, the Hoosier was singing. This really upset the Devil and he asked the Hoosier, "How can you be singing in all this rain and mud?"

The Hoosier replied, "This is just like home. About the time we get the ground ready to plant, it rains like Heck."

The Devil made up his mind to end this once and for all. He left the area and then made it turn cold and freeze. After a short period, he went back to see how the Hoosier was doing. The Devil was appalled to find the Hoosier even happier than ever before. The Devil asked, "How can you be so happy?"

The Hoosier answered, "He!!'s Frozen Over. The Colts must have Won the Super Bowl!"