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Abie, a rather shy, retiring gentleman who lives southeast, sent this one...

About two hours outside of San Diego, a car with two blondes in it was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you ladies, by any chance, going to San Diego?"

“Yes, we are,” answered Kimberly, the blonde driver, “do you need a lift?”

“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is that I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re already a bit stressed, so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”

“I’d be happy to,” said Kimberly.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of their car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There were both blondes walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a small crowd that had gathered. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to them.

“What the heck are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”

“Yes, I know you did,” said Kimberly, “but we had money left over – so now we’re all going to Sea World.”
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