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Ebad, a distinguished gentleman from the midwest, is responsible for this one...

My neighbor noticed that her dog seemed to have trouble hearing, so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Off she goes to the drug store to purchase some "Nair."

At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't use any deodorant soap or creams for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist nods and says: "Then you should stay off your bicycle for a week."