I guess we're lucky enough to have our very own chip collecting version of conditioned response. Joe rattles his tin-foil hat and you slobber on The Chipboard. You looking for a Club title after Joe wins? As universities have "Chairs" to denote positions, perhaps you like to be known as Joe's Bicycle Seat? Shoot Tom, you pest, just ask!

Now another turn at your real talent Tom, gratifying yourself in a message board header box. Big woof.