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Ebad, a distinguished gentleman from the midwest, sent this one...

Three friends from the local Cajun congregation of Thibodeaux, Louisiana were asked, "When you in your casket, and your friends and church members are mourning over you, what you like dem to say?"

Baptiste said: "I like dem to say, I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Fouche commented: "I like dem to say, I was a wonderful teacher, and servant of da church, who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Boudreaux said: "Me? I like dem to say, Look! He movin'..."
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