xoxo me

Sheryl Lewin
Admission Advisor
The Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising
17590 Gillette Ave
Irvine, CA 92616-5610
(949) 851-6200 ex.1756
Fax (949) 851-6808
slewin@fidm.edu

Subject: A Love Story

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but
in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later,
she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men.