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A REDNECK JOKE -- vbg vbg

Three Okies were working on an AT&T cell phone tower - Steve,
Bruce and Bob

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone
should go and tell his wife."

Bob says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do
it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Bob?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bob replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and
she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Bob says. "When she answered the door, I
said to her, You must be Steve's widow."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow.".... then I said...

"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff !!!


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