A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps
for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this?

Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.

COME ON NOW CAN'T YOU JUST PICTURE IT HAPPENING LIKE THAT... SKIP