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Lottie, a rather adventuresome lady from out west, sent this one...

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size.

She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in Lingerie and asked,"Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left that store and proceeded to another department store in the mall, where she is again rebuffed in much the same manner.

After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become totally disgusted.

Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
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